thisbridgecalledmyback:

Honestly? Why are there no black people in Australia 

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30.Sep.14 15 hours ago

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

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I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

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30.Sep.14 15 hours ago

niggasandcomputers:

thugahontas:

Bruuuh lmao

This what happen to LORD album
FUCK IT THO!!
#FlackoJodyeSeason

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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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30.Sep.14 17 hours ago

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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30.Sep.14 17 hours ago

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

image

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30.Sep.14 17 hours ago

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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30.Sep.14 17 hours ago