poodlepunk:

my mom was moving around furniture today and she took my bed out of my room so i don’t have a bed idk where i’m going to sleep idk where she put it

why mom 

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23.Jul.14 15 hours ago

zaynmalif:

1d fans at our prime

((dont ask me why i still have these saved on my computer i thought they were the funniest things in 2011))

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23.Jul.14 15 hours ago
  • baby: h-h-h
  • mom: what?
  • baby: h-h-
  • mom: hungry?
  • baby: Hows this , Larry is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. I'm happy why can't you accept that.
23.Jul.14 15 hours ago

slothblog:

letsbangniall:

horan the world?

CURLS

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23.Jul.14 15 hours ago

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

(Source: spkd, via ruinedchildhood)

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

(Source: spkd, via ruinedchildhood)

rapniall:

"do u do drugs?"
“yes!!! I do malikjuana tomlinbacco styleroids payne killers and horanoin!!

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23.Jul.14 15 hours ago

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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23.Jul.14 15 hours ago

yoncevevo:

stunningpicture:

Father and son 11 years later

double team my ass